This comes in the guise of Agent MJ, played by none other than the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson. However, this film has one more surprise up its sleeve. It’s a scene that is just nonsensical enough to be considered humorous, but all the while you’ll just be thinking to yourself, “I wonder whatever happened to Stuart Pankin.”īy the time Evan Marriott, Joe Millionaire himself, gets eaten by Jurassic Pork, you might be thinking it’s time to call it a day and shut this one off. It’s dropped as quick as you can say “next scene.” At one point, Noah, played by the long-absent Stuart Pankin, is seen playing cards with one of the Apes. It’s a setup for a decent sight gag that could have and should have been run with throughout the rest of the film. The group of girls along with the suave pilot played by Roberts all decide to take up smoking in one scene, because they have no faith in being rescued. There are a few instances here and there. Much like all those other horrible comedies that we’ve been subject to over the past couple of years, ‘Miss Cast Away’ doesn’t even seem to be trying its hand at comedy. Thank you very much.”? Wow, you’re a genius. You think the ghost of Elvis is going to say “Thank you. When the Austin Powers lookalike starts looking for his Mojo, you just know his dog, Mojo, is going to pop up at any second. Lines are reenacted from some classic films for no apparent reason other than for sheer familiarity. You can’t blame ‘Miss Cast Away’ for being any worse than all the other pop culture comedies out there. There’s a prophecy in there about Noah’s Ark creating the perfect storm and a group of Apes who have taken over the ship, but by the time that storyline reared its ugly head, interest in this piece of garbage was already way out the window. On this deserted island is a giant dinosaur/pig called Jurassic Pork and Noah’s Ark, of all things. Them, along with the two pilots, played by Eric Roberts and Charlie Schlatter, crash land on a deserted island.
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The premise, thin as it may be for all the pop culture references to string themselves along across, centers on a plane full of Miss Galaxy contestants (Miss Mexico, Miss Illinois, Miss Congenial, etc.). Yes, MICHAEL JACKSON! We’ll get to that eventually. Everything from ‘Jurassic Park’ to ‘Planet of the Apes’ (the remake) to ‘Austin Powers’ is spoofed in increasingly mind-numbing fashion. Just about everything that’s crawled out of the Hollywood mainline in the past 20 years is hit upon in this film. Crap like ‘Epic Movie,’ ‘Disaster Movie,’ and ‘Dance Flick’ all got theatrical releases, so what’s the problem with something like ‘Miss Cast Away’? It certainly isn’t that it doesn’t spoof enough movies.
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Why It’s Here: It actually means something, speaks volumes, in fact, when ones of these “Pop Culture” comedies, as they are called, doesn’t even go into theaters. Ranking on Bottom 100 (as of ): #84 (based on 1260 votes) Here’s the breakdown for this week’s film: Do they deserve to be on the Bottom 100 list? Are they not as bad as everyone says? Will they be off the list any time soon? It’s time to look at these movies and determine where they stand.